Get a Laugh at Funny Sbear

1. If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.
2. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
3. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
4. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
5. If At First You Don’t Succeed…blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
6. Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
7. If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
8. Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this… ‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.”

So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?”

Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.
He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”

“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am!”

The man replies “Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”