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George Bernard Shaw:

(1856 - 1950) Irish novelist, playright and critic. Winner of Nobel prize for literature.

• We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

• Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.

• If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

• Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

• If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn’t reach any conclusion.

• The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

• Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

• Those who can do, those who can’t teach.

• A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

• Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

• He who can does — he who cannot, teaches.

• Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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