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G.K. Chesterston:

(1874 - 1936) - British Author.

• Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
  – (The Man Who Was Thursday, 1908)

• No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

• Truth is sacred and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it.

• We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.

• Half a truth is better than no politics.

• To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

• Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

• Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

• You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

• I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

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