Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
With rising gas prices, these days even nothing is expensive~
=.=”’
more Funny Pictures
well~ the 2008 Guinea Pig (GP) Olympic Games are to be held after the regular and Paralympic Games in Beijing. Here are some pictures of what you can expect to see, featuring the best athletes from both the black and brown breeds…
~hurdles~
~cycling~
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~swimming~
~fencing~
~boxing~
It’s a well known fact that accidents can occur anywhere at anytime, but sometimes you have to ask the question~~
” How on earth did this happen? ”
Check out the real KungFu Panda here!
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UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I’m here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i’ve been here for a good twenty years, and I’d say 80%
of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That’s really something i never knew. Hard to
believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr…
Explaination: the “lor” is a malaysian slang where it normally adds in the end of a sentence and contain no meaning. The same goes to “lar”, “leh” etc..
more funny articles.
Opss~~ that garl showing her ‘pussy’~~
>.<
尊敬的老婆：
您好！在經過慎重研究並做好在外風餐露宿 3天的心理準備下，特向您提出申請。
因為沒有寫過這類申請，因此有格式差錯之處，您別見笑！
申請事項：娶二房
有效時間：直到你肯幫我分攤一些家務的時候
申請理由：
一．娶二房並不會導緻交通癱瘓、金融危機、失業高潮；
二．娶二房會增加家庭對我的吸引力，發生婚外情的機率可以降 低99%，不信您試試？
三．娶二房可以幫我分擔家務，目前情況是：一個人做兩個人的 家務，如果娶了二房，就是兩個人做三個人的家務，平均每 人分擔1.5的家務，而現在是2，當然您是不需要做家務的， 畢竟您是大太太嘛。
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