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Your Feet

Read your body with your feet.

I wonder if your appetite would still be good after this walk?
First - Let’s take the tram up to the start of the trail.

Dangerous Journey

Dangerous Journey

Keep an eye on the person in front of you.
Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes .

Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.

Now just up a few steps. (they are on the left in the picture)

A few more steps to go .

Finally in sight.

“THE RESTAURANT”
The view’s great BUT - Would you dare to try it?
I wonder who build this.. THEY are the insane!!!

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male’s recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

With rising gas prices, these days even nothing is expensive~

=.=”’

well~ the 2008 Guinea Pig (GP) Olympic Games are to be held after the regular and Paralympic Games in Beijing. Here are some pictures of what you can expect to see, featuring the best athletes from both the black and brown breeds…

~hurdles~

~cycling~

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~swimming~

~fencing~

~boxing~

It’s a well known fact that accidents can occur anywhere at anytime, but sometimes you have to ask the question~~

” How on earth did this happen? ”

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